• I am the best i can prove it.

• I am the best, I can prove it, I can put coffee in coffee cup. Can you put World in World cup?
HaHaHaHa
OK, i can more,,,,,
I can send my cell number on your cell. Can you send your cell on my Mobile Number????
Hooohooo
OK, i can more, I can send My address on your mobile number. Can you send your Mobile on my address???
No???
Its mean " I am the best "

• What is the difference?

• Crazy Friends

1st: can you swim ?
2nd: No
1st: Dog is better than you because it swims.
2nd: can you swim ?
1st: Yes
2nd: then, what is the difference between you and dog?

• You know why women starts with "w" ?

•: You know why women starts with "w" ?
because all questions start with "w" .
Who?
why?
what?
when?
which?
whom?
where?
wife?
So, Woman mean full time Question.

• Father used to sing his little children to sleep

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overhead the four year old tell the three year old ,

"If you pretend you are asleep, he stops."

• Indian Airlines slogan:

A warm experience and motherly treatment ......

warm because AC does not work

and

motherly because Air hostesses are above 50 .

• you are the best...........

A smile post less than electricity

but

gives more light

so

always smile

and

prove that

you are the best Bulb in Pakistan

don't get fused.

• Different channels:

you are thousands of miles away from me,

still i am watching your every movement on 3 different channels:

POGO, CARTOON NETWORK & ANIMAL PLANET.

Thanks to media !

• Thought for the future genration :

Don't marry and make a woman happy.
in fact remain a Bachelor and make several women happy.

• Everything beautiful,

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

smile makes all the above....

So

always brush your teeeeeeth !

• Do you know ?

Do you know similarity

between

Dinosaurs and decent girls?

Both don't exit .

• in Biology lab

Astrologer: you will meet a young Gal who wanna everything about you.

Frog: when and where ?

Astrologer : Next semester in Biology lab

• An Old man to Doctor !

An Old man to Doctor: Doctor i think i am getting senile.
several times lately, i have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: that's not senility.
senility is when you forget to zip down.

his Mom gets angry

• A boy goes to see a cabaret dance .

his Mom gets angry and asks him:

"Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?

Boy: "yes , I saw dad . "

when I send SMS to you,

• when I send SMS to you,

it does not mean that you have to do the same,
you can also send
fruits
drinks,
pizza,
chocolates by courier,
DD and cheques
are also accepted !

some time i think

some time i think why I like you,?

some time i think why I Miss you ?

some time i think why I love you ?

then I feel

I realy Like

Cartoons...!

i love "U"

i love "u"

i love "U"

i love "U"

i love "U"

Hey don't get exited

I also love

"V"

"W"

"X"

"Y"

"Z"

i am smart ..........

If you read my post its mean i am smart...
if you save this its mean you are agree that
i am smart ..........
if you forward this you are spreading that
i am smart..........
if you leave some comments on my post
its mean you love me because i am smart....
if you ignore my post its mean
you are jealous..