Story of Newton's Laws

Once a goat was walking.. Newton stopped it..... It stopped.
He found his first law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"
Then he gave a FORCE "F" by kicking the Goat, Goat gave a sound "ma"!
He formulated the 2nd law, "F=ma"
After sometime the Goat kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law
"Every action has an equal and opposite Reaction"

hahahahaha
keep clean your mind with Newtons latest law

what will happen?

• Interviewer: "If the earth rotates 30 time faster, what will happen? "

Candidate: "We will get our salary everyday"

( he he he very funny )

• A bird was disturbing to a foolish man

A bird was disturbing to a foolish man,
finally the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.
He took it to the top of a building
and
dropped it down.

• Gave me good marks in Exam .

• girl to Professor: i can anything for you if you gave me good marks in Exam .
Professor: really, can you anything for me?
Girl: yes , I can anything.
Professor: OK, so go home and do study much more

Two friends saw a bear,

• Two friends saw a bear,

1st climb up the tree,
2nd lay down and hold his breath

bear came to him

and said


"No baby No
these dramas had been old now"

I m getting married next month

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... don't bring any gift.....just bring someone who will marry me