• Leave application of a foolish man.

Application of a foolish man.

sir,
with due respect i beg to say that my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her.
kindly grant me leave for One day on Sunday.
yours obediently,
X.Y.Z

• A bird was disturbing to a............

A bird was disturbing to a foolish man,............. finally................ the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way................. He took it to the top of a building and................... dropped it down.

• We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year !

Bush: wow ! hows many ?

Manmohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 5 Handi capped, 5 Sports persons, 5 terrorist affected, 5 kashmiri migrants, 9 politicians, and if possible 1 Astronnaut.

• Who is more satisfied

Who is more satisfied,

a man with million dollars

or a man with six children ?

the man with six children.

the man with million dollars wants more ...

• 15 trees to produce the amount

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

Say no to Exams.

Neighborhood cried:

sardar's Neighborhood cried:
"Oh sardar ji your friend is kissing to your wife at your home,

Sardar ji ran towards home and come back after a time
and say to Neighbor,

"oh no Dear he is not my Friend"

This is a Crime story.!

Five friends lived in a house, Named:
1.Mad
2.Bran
3.Fool
4.Nobody
5.Somebody

One day Somebody killed Nobody,
at that time Brain was in bathroom
Mad call to police,

Mad: is it Police station?
Police: yes what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody
Police: are you Mad?

Mad: yes i am Mad

if God asks to me

if God asks to me
"what do you want"?

"Million dollars
or
True friend"

i will choose,
;
;
;
"Million dollars"
.
.
.
Be practical dear
we will enjoy together !