The video is a lesson for those who are tired to poverty despite being healthy
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Lesson at the right time
When one doesn't learn lessons at the right time, Life teaches the same lessons at the wrong time..
Monday, May 6, 2013
Message of the day
Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from solution !
So,
Face problems in the same way as you face your wife daily...!
hehehehe
So,
Face problems in the same way as you face your wife daily...!
hehehehe
Sunday, April 28, 2013
What is the difference between E-mail and Female?
Only 2 types of communications are the fastest in the world
1. E-Mail
2. Female
both are forwarding your secret talks/stories within seconds to others.
hahahahaha
keep your mind cool lol... Why you are spreading my secret stories with others?
1. E-Mail
2. Female
both are forwarding your secret talks/stories within seconds to others.
hahahahaha
keep your mind cool lol... Why you are spreading my secret stories with others?
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Story of Newton's Laws
Once a goat was walking.. Newton stopped it..... It stopped.
He found his first law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"
Then he gave a FORCE "F" by kicking the Goat, Goat gave a sound "ma"!
He formulated the 2nd law, "F=ma"
After sometime the Goat kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law
"Every action has an equal and opposite Reaction"
hahahahaha
keep clean your mind with Newtons latest law
He found his first law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"
Then he gave a FORCE "F" by kicking the Goat, Goat gave a sound "ma"!
He formulated the 2nd law, "F=ma"
After sometime the Goat kicked Newton, then he formulated the 3rd law
"Every action has an equal and opposite Reaction"
hahahahaha
keep clean your mind with Newtons latest law
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Silent SMS for All
When you change your EXPERIENCE
You change your THINKING
When you change your THINKING
You change your BELIEFS
When you change your BELIEFS
You change your EXPECTATIONS
When you change your EXPECTATION
You change your ATTITUDE
When you change your ATTITUDE
You change your BEHAVIOR
When you change your BEHAVIOR
You change your PERFORMANCE
When you change your PERFORMANCE
You change your LIFE!
You change your THINKING
When you change your THINKING
You change your BELIEFS
When you change your BELIEFS
You change your EXPECTATIONS
When you change your EXPECTATION
You change your ATTITUDE
When you change your ATTITUDE
You change your BEHAVIOR
When you change your BEHAVIOR
You change your PERFORMANCE
When you change your PERFORMANCE
You change your LIFE!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Circuit Design
Electrical Engineer's wife delivered a baby,,,
Wife send SMS
" Your circuit design cam out "
Husband smiled and asked: "with Antenna or without Antenna" ????????
@};- he he he he
Wife send SMS
" Your circuit design cam out "
Husband smiled and asked: "with Antenna or without Antenna" ????????
@};- he he he he
• How strange is the logic of our mind....
We look for compromise when we are wrong.
but we look for justice when others are wrong.
but we look for justice when others are wrong.
Monday, January 3, 2011
what will happen?
• Interviewer: "If the earth rotates 30 time faster, what will happen? "
Candidate: "We will get our salary everyday"
( he he he very funny )
Candidate: "We will get our salary everyday"
( he he he very funny )
Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year 2011
• We are the subject of peace,
we are the chapter of freedom,
We are the jewel of mountains,
We are the ambassadors of harmony... sky is our bed,
moon is our lamp,
mountains are our home,
snow is our blanket,
love is our nature,
respect is our culture,
peace is our identity,
freedom is our fat,
We listen to the music of breeze,
our homeland is the Heaven,
We belong to the Paradise of earth called "Pakistan"
Be a proud Pakistani
" Happy New Year 2011 "
we are the chapter of freedom,
We are the jewel of mountains,
We are the ambassadors of harmony... sky is our bed,
moon is our lamp,
mountains are our home,
snow is our blanket,
love is our nature,
respect is our culture,
peace is our identity,
freedom is our fat,
We listen to the music of breeze,
our homeland is the Heaven,
We belong to the Paradise of earth called "Pakistan"
Be a proud Pakistani
" Happy New Year 2011 "
Friday, October 1, 2010
Funny sms in roman Urdu October 2010
1• Girl: janu tum mujh se kitna pyar kertay ho..?
.
Sailab zda boy: such btaon ?
.
Girl: haan
.
.
Boy: 12 lakh cusec
2 • Aik nurse ka Mangetar usay barri hasrat se:
"Janu kash muje koyi haadsa paish aata to mai tumharey ward mein admit hota, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata "
.
Nurse: Jaan tumhen meray pass koyi haadsa nai balkey mojza he laa skta hay, q k main delievery ward mein hoti hoon
3• Husband aur wife mein jhagra hua, to wife ne apni maa ko fone kiya:
" Ammi un se jhagra ho gya hai, main 3-4 mahinoo k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hon "
Maa boli " jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hay saza b usi ko milni chahye, tu wohin thehar mai Aa rahi hoon 5-6 month k liye "
.
Sailab zda boy: such btaon ?
.
Girl: haan
.
.
Boy: 12 lakh cusec
2 • Aik nurse ka Mangetar usay barri hasrat se:
"Janu kash muje koyi haadsa paish aata to mai tumharey ward mein admit hota, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata "
.
Nurse: Jaan tumhen meray pass koyi haadsa nai balkey mojza he laa skta hay, q k main delievery ward mein hoti hoon
3• Husband aur wife mein jhagra hua, to wife ne apni maa ko fone kiya:
" Ammi un se jhagra ho gya hai, main 3-4 mahinoo k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hon "
Maa boli " jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hay saza b usi ko milni chahye, tu wohin thehar mai Aa rahi hoon 5-6 month k liye "
Saturday, May 1, 2010
• Friendship is not history to forget
• Never reject anybody in your life, because good person gives us happiness and bad person give us Experience.
both are Essential for life.
• value of relation is not that who much one feels happy with someone, but it is that how much a person feel alone without someone.
• Friendship is not history to forget, not maths to calculate, not a language to learn, its only the Chemistry that reacts between two hearts.
• If you are not using your smile, then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no checkbook, (Shakespeare)
both are Essential for life.
• value of relation is not that who much one feels happy with someone, but it is that how much a person feel alone without someone.
• Friendship is not history to forget, not maths to calculate, not a language to learn, its only the Chemistry that reacts between two hearts.
• If you are not using your smile, then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no checkbook, (Shakespeare)
Monday, February 15, 2010
• You are mine
• "Silence is the fence around wisdom"
if your foot slips you can always regain your balance.
but if your tongue slips.... you can never recall the words.
• Happiness can be found when you seek it for yourself but when you give it to others, it will find its way back to you, that's the mystery of happiness.
• Golden truth
you can live without the person who says: "you are mine."
But you can never live without someone who says:
"I am yours"
if your foot slips you can always regain your balance.
but if your tongue slips.... you can never recall the words.
• Happiness can be found when you seek it for yourself but when you give it to others, it will find its way back to you, that's the mystery of happiness.
• Golden truth
you can live without the person who says: "you are mine."
But you can never live without someone who says:
"I am yours"
Sunday, January 31, 2010
• Leave application of a foolish man.
Application of a foolish man.
sir,
with due respect i beg to say that my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her.
kindly grant me leave for One day on Sunday.
yours obediently,
X.Y.Z
sir,
with due respect i beg to say that my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her.
kindly grant me leave for One day on Sunday.
yours obediently,
X.Y.Z
Friday, January 29, 2010
• A bird was disturbing to a foolish man
A bird was disturbing to a foolish man,
finally the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.
He took it to the top of a building
and
dropped it down.
finally the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.
He took it to the top of a building
and
dropped it down.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
• Hey , that's my Friend .
• I may not be the most important in your life...
but
i just wish that one day when you hear my name...
you would just smile and say..
Hey !! that's my Friend .
but
i just wish that one day when you hear my name...
you would just smile and say..
Hey !! that's my Friend .
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
• I am the best i can prove it.
• I am the best, I can prove it, I can put coffee in coffee cup. Can you put World in World cup?
HaHaHaHa
OK, i can more,,,,,
I can send my cell number on your cell. Can you send your cell on my Mobile Number????
Hooohooo
OK, i can more, I can send My address on your mobile number. Can you send your Mobile on my address???
No???
Its mean " I am the best "
HaHaHaHa
OK, i can more,,,,,
I can send my cell number on your cell. Can you send your cell on my Mobile Number????
Hooohooo
OK, i can more, I can send My address on your mobile number. Can you send your Mobile on my address???
No???
Its mean " I am the best "
Sunday, January 24, 2010
• Golden Words
• successful person has a painful story, and every painful story has a successful ending, so accept the pain and get ready for success..!!
• A meaningful sentence written on a grave .
"As you are, so were we. as we are, so shall you be "
• Thousands of languages around this world but smile can beat them all because smile is a language even a baby can speak. May Allah keep you smiling always.
• Life can be much happier and less stressful if we remember one simple thought:
"We can not have all that we deserve"
• Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in dark room so if any time you see darkness in your life it means a beautiful future is developing for you.
• When you develop the ability to listen anything without loosing your temper or self-confidence it means you become "Educated".
• A meaningful sentence written on a grave .
"As you are, so were we. as we are, so shall you be "
• Thousands of languages around this world but smile can beat them all because smile is a language even a baby can speak. May Allah keep you smiling always.
• Life can be much happier and less stressful if we remember one simple thought:
"We can not have all that we deserve"
• Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in dark room so if any time you see darkness in your life it means a beautiful future is developing for you.
• When you develop the ability to listen anything without loosing your temper or self-confidence it means you become "Educated".
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