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Silent SMS for All

2011-03-30T00:11:00.000-07:00

When you change your EXPERIENCE
You change your THINKING
When you change your THINKING
You change your BELIEFS
When you change your BELIEFS
You change your EXPECTATIONS
When you change your EXPECTATION
You change your ATTITUDE
When you change your ATTITUDE
You change your BEHAVIOR
When you change your BEHAVIOR
You change your PERFORMANCE
When you change your PERFORMANCE
You change your LIFE!

Circuit Design

2011-03-19T23:44:00.000-07:00

Electrical Engineer's wife delivered a baby,,,
Wife send SMS
" Your circuit design cam out "
Husband smiled and asked: "with Antenna or without Antenna" ????????

@};- he he he he

• How strange is the logic of our mind....

2011-03-19T11:10:00.000-07:00

We look for compromise when we are wrong.
but we look for justice when others are wrong.

what will happen?

2011-01-03T21:35:00.001-08:00

• Interviewer: "If the earth rotates 30 time faster, what will happen? "

Candidate: "We will get our salary everyday"

( he he he very funny )

Happy New Year 2011

2010-12-31T07:14:00.000-08:00

• We are the subject of peace,
we are the chapter of freedom,
We are the jewel of mountains,
We are the ambassadors of harmony... sky is our bed,
moon is our lamp,
mountains are our home,
snow is our blanket,
love is our nature,
respect is our culture,
peace is our identity,
freedom is our fat,
We listen to the music of breeze,
our homeland is the Heaven,
We belong to the Paradise of earth called "Pakistan"
Be a proud Pakistani
" Happy New Year 2011 "

Funny sms in roman Urdu October 2010

2010-10-01T09:04:00.000-07:00

1• Girl: janu tum mujh se kitna pyar kertay ho..?
.
Sailab zda boy: such btaon ?
.
Girl: haan
.
.
Boy: 12 lakh cusec

2 • Aik nurse ka Mangetar usay barri hasrat se:
"Janu kash muje koyi haadsa paish aata to mai tumharey ward mein admit hota, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata "
.
Nurse: Jaan tumhen meray pass koyi haadsa nai balkey mojza he laa skta hay, q k main delievery ward mein hoti hoon

3• Husband aur wife mein jhagra hua, to wife ne apni maa ko fone kiya:

" Ammi un se jhagra ho gya hai, main 3-4 mahinoo k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hon "

Maa boli " jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hay saza b usi ko milni chahye, tu wohin thehar mai Aa rahi hoon 5-6 month k liye "

• Friendship is not history to forget

2010-05-01T00:40:00.000-07:00

• Never reject anybody in your life, because good person gives us happiness and bad person give us Experience.
both are Essential for life.

• value of relation is not that who much one feels happy with someone, but it is that how much a person feel alone without someone.

• Friendship is not history to forget, not maths to calculate, not a language to learn, its only the Chemistry that reacts between two hearts.

• If you are not using your smile, then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no checkbook, (Shakespeare)

• You are mine

2010-02-15T22:02:00.000-08:00

• "Silence is the fence around wisdom"
if your foot slips you can always regain your balance.
but if your tongue slips.... you can never recall the words.

• Happiness can be found when you seek it for yourself but when you give it to others, it will find its way back to you, that's the mystery of happiness.

• Golden truth
you can live without the person who says: "you are mine."
But you can never live without someone who says:
"I am yours"

• Leave application of a foolish man.

2010-01-31T23:02:00.000-08:00

Application of a foolish man.

sir,
with due respect i beg to say that my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her.
kindly grant me leave for One day on Sunday.
yours obediently,
X.Y.Z

• A bird was disturbing to a foolish man

2010-01-29T20:11:00.000-08:00

A bird was disturbing to a foolish man,
finally the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way.
He took it to the top of a building
and
dropped it down.

• Hey , that's my Friend .

2010-01-28T19:32:00.000-08:00

• I may not be the most important in your life...
but
i just wish that one day when you hear my name...
you would just smile and say..
Hey !! that's my Friend .

• I am the best i can prove it.

2010-01-26T22:03:00.000-08:00

• I am the best, I can prove it, I can put coffee in coffee cup. Can you put World in World cup?
HaHaHaHa
OK, i can more,,,,,
I can send my cell number on your cell. Can you send your cell on my Mobile Number????
Hooohooo
OK, i can more, I can send My address on your mobile number. Can you send your Mobile on my address???
No???
Its mean " I am the best "

• Golden Words

2010-01-24T21:28:00.000-08:00

• successful person has a painful story, and every painful story has a successful ending, so accept the pain and get ready for success..!!

• A meaningful sentence written on a grave .
"As you are, so were we. as we are, so shall you be "

• Thousands of languages around this world but smile can beat them all because smile is a language even a baby can speak. May Allah keep you smiling always.

• Life can be much happier and less stressful if we remember one simple thought:
"We can not have all that we deserve"

• Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in dark room so if any time you see darkness in your life it means a beautiful future is developing for you.

• When you develop the ability to listen anything without loosing your temper or self-confidence it means you become "Educated".

• What is the difference?

2010-01-19T21:54:00.000-08:00

Crazy Friends

1st: can you swim ?
2nd: No
1st: Dog is better than you because it swims.
2nd: can you swim ?
1st: Yes
2nd: then, what is the difference between you and dog?

• Gave me good marks in Exam .

2010-01-18T20:04:00.000-08:00

• girl to Professor: i can anything for you if you gave me good marks in Exam .
Professor: really, can you anything for me?
Girl: yes , I can anything.
Professor: OK, so go home and do study much more

• Please say something nice to me.

2010-01-08T22:20:00.000-08:00

Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband

"I look horrible, fat and ugly"

please say something nice to me.

husband replies

"your Eye sight is perfect"

• A woman was weeping after death of her husband.

2010-01-03T06:17:00.000-08:00

In India a woman was weeping after death of her husband.
she was weeping and also saying
"you are going where there is no suger, no Gase, no light, no chapati, no Aata "
her baby was listing, he ask to mother
"Mama tell me our Dad is going to Pakistan".

• You know why women starts with "w" ?

2009-12-10T22:37:00.000-08:00

•: You know why women starts with "w" ?
because all questions start with "w" .
Who?
why?
what?
when?
which?
whom?
where?
wife?
So, Woman mean full time Question.

• A bird was disturbing to a............

2009-11-21T23:12:00.000-08:00

A bird was disturbing to a foolish man,............. finally................ the foolish man caught it and decided to kill it in a cruel way................. He took it to the top of a building and................... dropped it down.

• Wife vs Husband

2009-11-10T19:38:00.000-08:00

Wife to husband : " you dont know about love "

Husband with angry: Do you download these three babies from Internet or Google search ?

• A humble request to all Muslims

2009-11-01T06:32:00.001-08:00

Its a humble request to all Muslims that please do not send Religious messages on mobile phone like
"Forward to 10 peoples otherwise bad luck follows you for Years "
because these are making real fun of ISLAM ....
luck does not change by sending SMS.
it changes just by Dua to Allah!

• We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

2009-10-31T00:09:00.000-07:00

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year !

Bush: wow ! hows many ?

Manmohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 5 Handi capped, 5 Sports persons, 5 terrorist affected, 5 kashmiri migrants, 9 politicians, and if possible 1 Astronnaut.

• Who is more satisfied

2009-10-23T00:50:00.000-07:00

Who is more satisfied,

a man with million dollars

or a man with six children ?

the man with six children.

the man with million dollars wants more ...

• Father used to sing his little children to sleep

2009-10-20T21:20:00.000-07:00

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overhead the four year old tell the three year old ,

"If you pretend you are asleep, he stops."

• Indian Airlines slogan:

2009-10-19T20:44:00.000-07:00

A warm experience and motherly treatment ......

warm because AC does not work

and

motherly because Air hostesses are above 50 .

• you are the best...........

2009-10-18T07:40:00.000-07:00

A smile post less than electricity

but

gives more light

so

always smile

and

prove that

you are the best Bulb in Pakistan

don't get fused.

• Different channels:

2009-10-17T03:40:00.000-07:00

you are thousands of miles away from me,

still i am watching your every movement on 3 different channels:

POGO, CARTOON NETWORK & ANIMAL PLANET.

Thanks to media !

• Thought for the future genration :

2009-10-16T03:37:00.000-07:00

Don't marry and make a woman happy.
in fact remain a Bachelor and make several women happy.

• 15 trees to produce the amount

2009-10-15T02:48:00.000-07:00

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

Say no to Exams.

• Everything beautiful,

2009-10-14T02:20:00.000-07:00

Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

smile makes all the above....

So

always brush your teeeeeeth !

• Do you know ?

2009-10-13T02:46:00.000-07:00

Do you know similarity

between

Dinosaurs and decent girls?

Both don't exit .

• in Biology lab

2009-10-12T04:18:00.000-07:00

Astrologer: you will meet a young Gal who wanna everything about you.

Frog: when and where ?

Astrologer : Next semester in Biology lab

• An Old man to Doctor !

2009-10-11T02:09:00.000-07:00

An Old man to Doctor: Doctor i think i am getting senile.
several times lately, i have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: that's not senility.
senility is when you forget to zip down.

• A Birthday is a Million moments

2009-10-10T09:59:00.001-07:00

A birthday is a Million moments,
each holding a promise of fulfillment of dreams,
and Accomplishments of some special plans.......
wish you a very Happy birthday !

• Seven rules to be happy !

2009-10-08T21:04:00.000-07:00

1. Never hate

2. Don't worry

3. Live simple

4. Expect a little

5. Give a lot

6. Always smile

7. Have a great friend like me

•: Golden Facts of Life

2009-10-04T06:56:00.000-07:00

When someone loves you,
you don't realize it ,

when you realize it......

its too late.

you always love the one who leaves you
and
leave the one who loves you !

A golden message for youngsters !

2009-10-02T22:45:00.000-07:00

" A bright future can give you many beautiful girls

but

A beautiful girl can not give you a bright future "

his Mom gets angry

2009-09-30T03:59:00.000-07:00

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance .

his Mom gets angry and asks him:

"Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?

Boy: "yes , I saw dad . "

Two friends saw a bear,

2009-09-29T09:30:00.000-07:00

Two friends saw a bear,

1st climb up the tree,
2nd lay down and hold his breath

bear came to him

and said

"No baby No
these dramas had been old now"

when I send SMS to you,

2009-09-27T22:45:00.000-07:00

when I send SMS to you,

it does not mean that you have to do the same,
you can also send
fruits
drinks,
pizza,
chocolates by courier,
DD and cheques
are also accepted !

Come like a Horse

2009-09-26T22:51:00.000-07:00

"come like a horse,
sit Like a thief,
and
go like a king....! "
.
.
.
this slogan was written on a
.
.
.
.
" Toilet door"

• Girls Psychology

2009-09-25T03:46:00.000-07:00

<>

Fraud with Innocent boys

Fun with handsome boys

Friendship with charming boys

contact with Intelligent boys

Flirt with Freaky boys

Love with Faithful boys

and

in the end marriage with rich boy !

some time i think

2009-09-24T04:00:00.000-07:00

some time i think why I like you,?

some time i think why I Miss you ?

some time i think why I love you ?

then I feel

I realy Like

Cartoons...!

i love "U"

2009-09-21T02:51:00.000-07:00

i love "u"

i love "U"

i love "U"

i love "U"

Hey don't get exited

I also love

"V"

"W"

"X"

"Y"

"Z"

i am smart ..........

2009-09-16T04:09:00.000-07:00

If you read my post its mean i am smart...
if you save this its mean you are agree that
i am smart ..........
if you forward this you are spreading that
i am smart..........
if you leave some comments on my post
its mean you love me because i am smart....
if you ignore my post its mean
you are jealous..

I m getting married next month

2009-08-23T08:10:00.001-07:00

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... don't bring any gift.....just bring someone who will marry me

who am i for you?

2009-08-16T10:08:00.001-07:00

you can not spell "N-CE" without "I"
"POL-TE" without "I"
how can you "SM-LE" without "I"
how can you "W-SH" without "I"?
and "L-KE" without "I"
you can not celebrate "B-RTHDAY" without "I"?
"I" know "I am very important" so don't forget "I" in your life!

Neighborhood cried:

2009-08-14T10:12:00.000-07:00

sardar's Neighborhood cried:
"Oh sardar ji your friend is kissing to your wife at your home,

Sardar ji ran towards home and come back after a time
and say to Neighbor,

"oh no Dear he is not my Friend"

sorrow

2009-08-11T21:41:00.000-07:00

if he asks to me what is your sorrow,

then what is my sorrow if he asks to me

This is a Crime story.!

2009-08-08T04:20:00.000-07:00

Five friends lived in a house, Named:
1.Mad
2.Bran
3.Fool
4.Nobody
5.Somebody

One day Somebody killed Nobody,
at that time Brain was in bathroom
Mad call to police,

Mad: is it Police station?
Police: yes what is the matter?
Mad: Somebody killed Nobody
Police: are you Mad?

Mad: yes i am Mad

if God asks to me

2009-08-02T09:55:00.000-07:00

if God asks to me
"what do you want"?

"Million dollars
or
True friend"

i will choose,
;
;
;
"Million dollars"
.
.
.
Be practical dear
we will enjoy together !

handsome day

2009-07-25T18:45:00.000-07:00

Today is International handsome
boys & beautiful girls day
so
send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute
be true
Don't cheat like me

sender: Yasir mushtaq

Nice saying

2009-07-25T18:32:00.000-07:00

"The single finger that wipe your tears
during your bad time
is much better
than the ten fingers
that come together
to help on our
success"

sender: Yasir Mushtaq

always be sweet

2009-07-13T07:32:00.000-07:00

if you want success in life
always be sweet like honey
strong like rock
soft like tissue
sure like death
and smart like me....

Posted By: Rabi

who may clean the table

2009-07-13T07:29:00.000-07:00

i like three things in my life
Pizza,
Pepsi
and you
Pizza for eat
Pepsi for drink
and you ?
"tabel kon saf kare ga"

keep on weep at a speed

2009-07-13T07:22:00.000-07:00

your smile is very sweet,
so keep smiling always,
your tears are so precious
than gold,diamond and platinum,
if you keep on weep at a speed,for me
there is a chance that i shall become
"crore pati" (rich) soon!!!

"am i cute test?"

2009-07-12T11:02:00.000-07:00

"am i cute test?"

call if i am cute

miscall if i am pretty

text back if i am gorgeous

text a joke if i am charming

just ignore

if you are jealous!!!

(Rabi)

when you really need a friend

2009-07-12T10:35:00.000-07:00

when you count best friends,
you may not count me

when you count close friends,
you may not count me

when you count family friends,
you may not count me

when you count fellow friends,
you may not count me

but when you really need a friend just start from me.

sender: apoetak_87@yahoo.com
(RABI)

Do you know ?

2009-07-12T08:56:00.000-07:00

Do you know !

your one smile makes 100 people die
so !
for decrease world population

"keep smiling please".

chicken in my kitchen

2009-07-12T08:51:00.001-07:00

one day i was cooking chicken in my kitchen,
when i add Spinach in it,suddenly chicken
start dancing and singing
"hum pa ye hara rang kis na dala"

maar dala

maar dala........

sender: apoetak_87@yahoo.com

sorry

2009-07-11T18:37:00.000-07:00

Father to son: if u don't pass your exams this time,
don't call me DAD.

After some days..........

Father: how is your result?

Son:

sorry Mr.klinton

Don't believe

2009-07-11T11:17:00.000-07:00

Don't believe on money
because
it gives bed but
not sleep.

it gives books but not
knowledge,

it gives luxuries but not happiness.

so

transfer it to my account.